The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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