i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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