Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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