oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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