you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Terrible idea I love it
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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