So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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