apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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