he shaved USA in his pubs
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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