i can't believe i had my finger in that
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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