If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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