you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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