if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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