why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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