hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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