Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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