i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Even my vagina gasped.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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