If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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