her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Randomize
