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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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