4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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