After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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