i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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