when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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