Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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