Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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