just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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