how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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