Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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