We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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