How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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