So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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