i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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