i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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