Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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