The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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