: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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