I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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