you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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