im about as happy as oj after his trial
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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