I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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