Don't you send me to vm
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go home
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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