You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
why do cheetos always look like penises
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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