i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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