There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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