I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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