when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given