Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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