I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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