They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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