all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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