For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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