he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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