so explain again why im purple
no
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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