Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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