Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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