i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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