he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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